me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via feat)

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin, via powerist)